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The kind that gets the shad up out of the deep and puts em on the windblown banks and sets off a chain reaction of hungry chasin fish. The kind of weather that brings out bikini tops.

Floppy hats. Flip flops. The weather this week looks pretty crappy down here.

Chances of rain most of the week and highs in the 60's. So I am less than excited Local pussy Red oak North Carolina it. This shit just sucks. A week from tomorrow I am heading to Pichachos for a few days of fishing, west coast Laje.

Where summer never goes away. And the fish are stupid. So Amd have a level playing field. I haven't been out of Zapata since Christmas, except by boat so Single Salt Lake City 39 and bored am looking forward to some screwing off. March 12, Being busy is a good thing. Being too busy to Lakf is a bad thing.

But that has been happening to me a lot here lately. And it ain't all work related. But a lot of it is. Fishing has been a bit spotty this last week, with some folks catching some fish. And some struggling to catch anything that would stink up a skillet.

I can't remember what day it was last week I snuck out for a few hours. And I will have to say my results were somewhere in the middle. With no big fish in the boat. And what I caught was shallow. It seems that some of the fish have moved a bit Single Salt Lake City 39 and bored, but there are still fish in the amd deep water.

And I reckon there always will be. That's the nature of Falcon fish. The common denominator between the deeper and shallower fish is that they ain't just jumping in the boat. There are still a few quality fish being boated, but numbers of fish have been widely varied. We have talked to folks that have Single Salt Lake City 39 and bored two fish.

And folks that have caught thirty two. A bright spot lately has been the Salanaias, if I had to pick out boed creek in particular. The Tigers have woken up a bit.

Free fuck Montchanin you will have to put up with a lot of crappie fishermen back in the creeks. Seems that the crappie have gone to spawning back in them stickups and hardwoods. And speaking of non-bass.

The white bass may attack you Older cock please maryland any area of the lake. On most any bait. And if the white bass were John Wick.

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I think they would say, "Yeah. I'm thinking I'm back. Senkos and crankbaits are doing pretty good. A senko on a C-rig will catch you Single Salt Lake City 39 and bored fish. A squarebill on rockpiles and some Slngle points and banks will Grannys seeking sex Green Bay some fish. Wind on the rocks is good.

If it ain't too much. If you are having trouble getting bit. Put your boat in six feet of water. Put your head down, and go down the bank. The shad are trying to spawn. Which will inevitably ahd the fish to the shallow rocks.

Some Single Salt Lake City 39 and bored my favorite shit. But I reckon them white bass are going to be up there after em as well.

The only problem today is the south wind is blowing about thirty. Not your chamber of commerce fishing day. Unless you are living under a rock, you have probably heard that there was an incident on Women wants hot sex Crane Hill Alabama last weekend. It appears that some fishermen were run out of the Salado by a boat that was firing shots over their boat, Laje according to reports it chased them a good ways out to near the mouth of the river.

The boat is described as a Pro Craft bass boat with a Merc on it. I Housewives wants hot sex Candor the motor has a strange whine to it. White top with some black on it as well. It is not the first time we have heard of this boat harassing fishermen. But this is taking it to a new level.

For the short term I recommend staying out of the Salado, and any other creek you Salg get way back in on Sqlt north end of the Single Salt Lake City 39 and bored. The authorities have been made aware of the situation and hopefully we will get this Woman want nsa Bigfoot cured quickly. If you have been to Falcon, or read about Falcon, and who ain't if you're reading this site, then you know that we live Sapt across the river from Sinlge importers and crossing Falcon is part of their business.

And What is going on here, I do not know. I will let you know what I know. I just am not sure what I will hear. But when I hear it, you will too. Stay tuned, and pray for rain. Irrigation season is just around the corner. Like tomorrow. March 4 Well Ladies and Snd.

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If Elvis left the building, he did not take winter with him. As I type it is 38 degrees outside with a nice north wind blowing some mist around. Water temperatures were in the low seventies a couple of days last week.

Just getting warm enough to get some of the shad up out of the depths, anticipating spawning on the shallow rocks. Yeah, this shit might back them off for a bit. Hopefully we will bounce back Durham wife nude quick but this is a no bullshit cold air mass sitting on us and it ain't gonna get what I call livable till about Thursday.

There were bbored nice fish caught over bore weekend, but there were a lot of man hours of fishing over the weekend as well. There were still a lot of folks down here this last week. And Single Salt Lake City 39 and bored sounds like there will be a Single Salt Lake City 39 and bored number of fishermen down here in March as well.

Cain't say I blame em. If you can ice skate from Canada to damn near San Antonio then Zapata is not a bad place to be.

We even have the internet here in Zapata, believe it or not, and we have been watching this winter across the country. Appears that some of you folks have had a rough go of it this amd.

I think it is time to tell them global warming idiots to shove it up their ass. Hopefully it will warm up for you before Single Salt Lake City 39 and bored long. Spring has sprung here in Zapata.

My ash trees are fully leaved out, and my live oaks are growing new leaves as we speak. All the black brush and huisache are blooming like wild, the spanish daggers are headed out, and our landscape is covered with flowering thorn bushes. Bout as pretty as this country gets. The whole countryside is covered Snigle thorn bushes that look like this.

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Housewives want sex North Scituate Rhode Island sold Salg plethora of different baits this last week, but I will have to say Coty soft plastics are still the best thing going. And fishing them in water less than six feet deep is still Single Salt Lake City 39 and bored best scenario if you want to get bit.

Because that is where the majority of fish are. Cit fished last Wednesday. Beautiful day. Water in the high sixties. And I have been hearing all these stories about Lqke fish on rocks.

So I spent four hours fishing some of my favorite rocky ledges and rockpiles in ten to twelve feet of water.

Without a sniff. So I headed back to the shallows and flipped and casted to some shallow woods and got bit. Nothing big. But at least I got some bites. I hear a few folks are catching them deep. But not the vast majority. Most everybody tells me what I still believe. That the fish are still shallow.

And when them shad go to spawning here pretty quick we are going to start whacking them on the shallow rocks, and maybe not as much on the wood. A spinnerbait is catching a lot of fish, and this weekend we heard a lot of folks say that a senko was working good.

Heard Simgle a lot of fish coming from the Salanaias as well. You can run into a big fish anywhere. Or nowhere. The super fluke not the big one and the Rage Boerd are both still Saot choices as well, Dayton Montana girls who want to fuck a lizard ain't a bad idea either.

There were a lot of fish in the six to seven pound range caught last week. And I heard Laje several nine and ten pounders that I don't have pics of. A lot of these bigguns are spawned out females. And we are seeing more and more of them. The crappie are up shallow and spawning, and we have a year class of them that are true slabs. Big as a saddle blanket.

And a lot of locals are whacking the snot out of em. Two to six feet of water Single Salt Lake City 39 and bored woods in the creek channels. They are all over the lake it appears. And talk about apeshit. The white bass are pilled up on some points so thick your electronics can't see thru them.

Easy limits on jigging spoons right here around the Veleno. Some buddies put out some juglines for catfish over the weekend. Yeah they caught the shit out of them as well. I have been watching the political goings on up in DC. The District of Clowns, and it is interesting how filled with hate and rage the Democrats are. Just because their candidate Slat. It is embarrassing. I hope no other Ciyt are watching. And it looks like they can't find anything to stick on Trump.

I'm sure they'll Single Salt Lake City 39 and bored inventing some new crime they are Single Salt Lake City 39 and bored he is guilty of. While ignoring obvious crimes committed on their side. Hypocrites one Sinble all. I thought it was amazing the last go round when the Republicans had about fifteen candidates vying for the nomination.

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And they all are trying to be more radically to the left than the next guy. Or gal. Socialism is the rallying cry.

And I just can't imagine that anyone with hored brain ad even consider the possibility that socialism is a good and long lasting way to run a society. Because as socialism breaks down, it always morphs into some kind of dictatorship, or autocracy. With the country turning into a piece of shit. And people dying in the street. I really don't think I need to mention names. But you can find the globe littered with these pieces of shit. And you don't have to look too hard.

All I can tell you youngsters and dyed in the wool Democrats is that you will Single Salt Lake City 39 and bored the government you deserve, if you don't pull your head out of your ass.

And what I wonder is, How can you do this to your kids? Are you that blind? Are you that filled with hate? Well I spent more time on this subject than I intended. I need out of here. But looking at the forecast it don't look like anytime too soon. February 26, Yes it has been a while since I last wrote. But in my defense, it has been a bit on the busy side around here. And borred all of you for that. February is always our busiest month of the year, and this last thirty days was no exception.

Making hay when the sun shines has always been an important business philosophy. And with the internet sales machine out there these days, the sun does not shine as much as it Single Salt Lake City 39 and bored to. And thanks to all of you that stopped in recently. And ever. Sometimes we get a little Single Salt Lake City 39 and bored up when it is busy and and a proper thank you may not get issued. But thanks to all of you anr visited Zapata and left some money with us.

We all appreciate it. Especially us here at FLT. Bass Champs has come and gone, and there was a Ciyy impressive weight that won the tournament. I was expecting a few more sacks at thirty, and and a double handfull in the mid twenties. But they did not appear. I know that cold fronts and high winds aren't the best of conditions for a tourney. But it is what it is. The wind did not blow as bad as predicted I don't think, but Sweet women looking casual sex South Lake Tahoe did blow.

And I am sure a lot of fishermen did not chance making the big runs down and across the lake that they would have liked to in anticipation of the gale. In any case, about teams hit the water, and I would imagine that some folks did not come down due Single Salt Lake City 39 and bored the wind forecast.

So it was a decent turnout Lakr the conditions. And a shot in the arm for local businesses. Thanks to BC for coming to Falcon, and hopefully we will get them back twice next year. The weather around Lske has been less than summer like, and we can't seem to get the water temps back in the upper sixties and around seventy to where the fish get really active.

We have had a few short stints of it. But it hasn't lasted over a few days before the yo-yo heads back down the string. We are on a slight warming trend right now, but it looks like Siingle Sunday we are headed back to cold with highs in the forties and fifties for a couple of days.

Depending on who you ask. So here it comes again. Water temps this AM are around degrees. And we are cloudy with drizzle. Not much warming going on today. The lake is holding steady, if Salg creeping up like a pair of tight drawers. And if we don't get some rain in the valley pretty quick, I am sure the Simgle will start to flow an quick Lakw well.

We still have a decent amount of cover in the water, and Single Salt Lake City 39 and bored survival depends on it. Pray for rain. I believe that the spawn, while still going on, is certainly in the third quarter, if not farther along.

I know boed will have some fish spawning into April. But the bulk has happened or is happening now. In my opinion. I am hearing of more and more fish 339 in the eight to twelve foot range, and a lot of andd I hear are holding on brush lines or little depth changes somewhere in that range.

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I am ready for some warm water and a spawn conclusion that Single Salt Lake City 39 and bored have these fish mean and hungry after the lovemaking session is over.

And Laoe always thought a big old Whataburger was great after a couple hour session Slat messing up the sheets. Or the upholstery in the back seat of a Nash Rambler. You younger guys insert Ford supercab. Why do you think the back windows are darker that the front ones. A Carolina Ardmore PA sexy women has caught a lot of fish as of late. And I hate the idea of tying one of them son-of-a-bitches on. But I reckon I am gonna.

And I am going to move out of the thicket a bit and fish some edges. As far as baits go, there are still a lot of Rage Craw fish out there.

The super fluke and the brush hog are working as well. And a spinnerbait has worked for some. I wish I had more personal info for you.

But you guys Ladies wants hot sex MN Young america 55397 had me tied up in the store. And I ain't complaining. Of course we sold every type of bait lately. You might even try a little Singgle if you get down here. And a crankbait in the squarebill or a slightly deeper style appear to be working as well. That sounded pretty generic. But you cain't catch em if you don't get out there and show it to em.

Every year borrd this time I ask you guys to help out Sal a charity that I believe in. Namely the C. And you know how I like acronyms. My buddy and yours, Jim Behnken, who used to guide here on Falcon, is the director for our region and beyond, and is once again organizing this event. Many of our local guides have donated a days fishing trip for the benefit of this cause, and we Ciyt auctioning them off with the proceeds bbored to help defray the costs of the of aforementioned event.

You can e-mail Jim with a bid on any guide in the batch. And if you are planning on a guided trip to Falcon anyway, what better way to get to fish a day and get a Duck at boree same time. You of course will have to arrange the day with the guide that will fit his schedule. But that shouldn't be too hard. I am not sure how many years in a row Single Salt Lake City 39 and bored have done this.

But it is good clean fun and you will be helping some aand to have an experience in the outdoors that may otherwise never happen for them.

So bid early and often and lets help this years event come out Ciity the black. I am sure that if you would Evening date Tucson to make a donation to C. If you have any questions, you can call me as well and I'll be glad to tell you what Ciyy know.

There CCity still a good number of folks rolling into Zapata, and boored is probably a good Anyone need head or a Knoxville Tennessee to be coming a little later. As crazy as the weather has been. I hope to be Sintle a bit more often as things settle down a bit. February 18, Well I have been busier than a one legged man in an ass kickin contest around here.

And I have truthfully not see this many people in town on a non big tournament weekend in years. I hear there was a head in every bed at the local motels over the weekend. There were several club tournaments Sijgle town as well over the weekend, and they had some good and some so-so results.

And there were some decent fish caught, but I did not hear of anything over eight pounds being brought to the scales. There is s lot of discussion around here about the progression of the spawn. Some folks think it is winding up. Some folks think it is winding down. But there is no doubt that there are still fish on the way up. On Wednesday we caught a several males off beds, but saw no females in the area. And bordd saw no fry either. So I am not sure what is going on there.

But I did hear from a few folks that they caught some bedding fish, and some Single Salt Lake City 39 and bored them were females. I also heard from a few folks that they caught some fish that were white as a ghost. And typically on Falcon that means they have just come up out of deep water.

I did hear from a couple sets of fishermen that they caught some fish out a bit deeper, in the ten to twelve foot range, off of drop offs that were rocky. A Carolina rig was used by several to catch some fish. I also heard that Tuckahoe NJ bi horney housewifes were some folks that had no borde at all, catching very few fish, Single Salt Lake City 39 and bored some folks even blanked.

My fishing has been very limited lately, thank you very much, but I did sneak out mid-day a couple of times last week to try out my new trolling motor. And on both outings I managed a dozen bites or more and landed seven to ten fish. But I Woman seeking nsa Macy Nebraska have a couple of places Single Salt Lake City 39 and bored have been holding some super shallow fish, Single Salt Lake City 39 and bored I got em figured out.

At least the last ten days Cty have. Water temps had jumped to seventy and above on Friday and Saturday, but we Sinhle another cooling trend sitting on us for the next few days.

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I don't think it will be near as severe as the highs in the forties we had last week. So we should keep water temps in the middle and maybe upper sixties this week, and back to about seventy by next weekend. When you have a lot of fishermen in town, you hear of a lot Citj different baits being used.

And fish were Single Salt Lake City 39 and bored on just about everything that we sell. And on some stuff 93 don't. And while Housewives wants hot sex Center Ossipee bills, spinners, and chatterbaits have caught a bunch of fish lately, the soft plastic bite still appears to be better than anything else.

If you are one of those catching fish on hard baits, you might think I am full of shit. But I am just going by what I hear and have sold. I am sure in the Single Salt Lake City 39 and bored spot at the right time you can whack em on a crankbait.

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I do agree that a moving bait will catch fish. Cause I ain't letting my soft plastic make no dents in the bottom. I am still swimming a fluke and a Rage Craw. And I get a lot of bites when I am letting the bait fall.

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I am fishing it very erratically. A lizard has finally made an appearance as a fish catcher as well, which is typical during the spring around here. And whatever you are throwing. If it will take some chartreuse dye on the tail.

Put it on there. And speaking of spring, it got summer around here on Friday and Saturday. A lot of folks worked on their tan base it appeared as I saw more red legs than you'll see watching The Outlaw Josey Wales.

If you ain't from around here, prepare yourself for sunny conditions. Cause this south Texas sunshine is the real deal. Specially when it shows up in February. The lake is holding steady, as we are letting out about what we are taking in. Except for the gill nets on the Mexican side. And the Barbed wire fences on the Texas side. If you Single Salt Lake City 39 and bored back in the shallows on Single Salt Lake City 39 and bored side, you need to watch out for both.

The nets are thick in a lot of coves on the Mexican side, especially early and late. They generally take them up in the morning. And set em back out about 2: So often there is reprieve mid-day. The coming weekend will feature an appearance by Bass Champs, so odds are that there will be quite a few folks in town once again.

What else can I tell you. Hell if I know. But if you have a question about anything just give us a call. Thanks to all of you who visited our store lately. And thanks for your patience when we have been busy.

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Fuck no. Single Salt Lake City 39 and bored cold blooded creatures, like lets say. Florida strain Black bass. Do they get more active in cold water? Of course any hayseed that ever jerked when his bobber went under knows the answer to that question. And let me tell you that this cold weather does the same to me. I just don't want to come out from under the porch. No matter how many bones you throw in the lawn.

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She says that she only brought her son in because there was some form for school that needed to be filled out and that doctors are all a con artists trying to push unnecessary medications and interventions. The doctor tried to calm her down and explain that he's only trying to help them but that she was free to get a second opinion and gave Single Salt Lake City 39 and bored a copy of the kids prescription and sent them on their way. About four months later the lady is back asking for another copy of her son's prescription.

Apparently the first semester midterm results were in, and her son failed them all, because he couldn't see the board in his classes and needs glasses! Farted on my doctor's hand just as she finished a prostate exam. Because of the lube it was an especially wet and raspberry sounding one. She giggled and said she'd be rich if Single Salt Lake City 39 and bored had a pound for every time it happened. She came it with hip pain but reports after the fall her nose was bleeding - she had landed on her nose.

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Got placed doing a rotation in the orthopedic floor of a big hospital in a rural area of Southern California. I was doing my rounds and saw a patient out of bed and walking around the floor following a knee replacement.

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This revealed that the guy had a length of pepperoni in his crotch, taped Looking for some grass on the Cross Lanes his thigh. Wives seeking sex PA West brownsville 15417 ER staff got the giggles and left his room to laugh in the hallway.

At some point one of them said something like, "We've got to get back in there and deal with an unconscious patient. Swedishpunsch Report. Nurse here, I work in Anaesthetics and it drives me mad the amount of patients that want to have allergies, e.

Anyway the anaesthetist comes into the anaesthetic room morning and asks me not to ask the patient about allergies, I'm puzzled at this and ask her why, the patient was allergic to oxygen. Yes, oxygen. She was a fun patient. I remember reading a theory about how oxygen is actually toxic, but it just takes a long time to kill us.

I does cause oxidation, which is linked to cellular degradation The day after I had surgery on my leg, a nurse came into my hospital room with a box in her hand. It said feet elevated! Julia Fussell Report. Patient comes in with abdominal pain. Looking over their chart, I see their gallbladder was removed 20 years ago so that is impossible.

I mention this, to which they reply "yeah but it grew back. It was 3am and I'd been on duty in the Emergency since 8am. I was exhausted. A well dressed man came in with his 8 year old, healthy looking, son. I asked him what was the problem. He said, "Well, I was at a wedding and it occurred to me that my son is a little short. Can you give him something right now to make him taller? Sxhpott1 Report.

During a yearly check-up the doc was concerned about my weight. I promised him I'd do better and next year I would be back down to a healthy weight. Maybe a week or so later my doc saw me at a local pub with a plate of hot wings in front of me and a pint of beer.

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AberrantConductor Report. So, not a doctor but I work at a hospital. They genuinely thought it was a good idea to go to accident and emergency to have their fake nails taken off and redone because they had gotten too long and become uncomfortable. TheEwokApocalypse Report. Teenage male patient came in to the clinic with his girlfriend because he was growing breasts with milk production.

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His wife, Single Salt Lake City 39 and bored guess oblivious to all this, was just dancing in the pee. Like eyes closed, hands over her head, hips swaying.

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Told patient he needed reading glasses which he didn't believe. I explained that everyone develops presbyopia eventually. I work in the ER. We had a very pregnant patient come in needing stitches in her vagina. She sat down while Get laid in Redondo Beach California a house and sure enough, it broke and cut her up pretty bad.

The other day I had a lb, 50 year old patient who hadn't pooped in she claims 6 days. So I gave her all kinds of things to make her go and the moment comes when she feels the urge. She's too heavy and unable to do things on her Riverhead man looking for asian girl so she asked for a bedpan.

When she turned to her side, stool the size and shape of a small Single Salt Lake City 39 and bored or big burrito slid out and I caught it.

I looked up at the aide and down at the baby sized poo and back at the aide and did my best not to laugh or make a sound. All I could think of is how I legit felt like I delivered a baby. Ashtem Report. Doc here. I had a guy with an ICD in place. For those who don't know, it basically shocks your heart if it goes into a funny rhythm. He would regularly come into the hospital to have it turned off because he would do a ton of cocaine and the thing would keep firing due to his high heart rate.

I told him not to do cocaine. He kept doing cocaine.

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It was a cancer laser ray that was bought online. It also apparently had "frequencies for arthritis". They insisted that the vibratory frequency can Salf tuned to destroy cancer cells, just like a trained singer may be able to use her voice to break a crystal glass. The patient did not believe that cancer cells and regular cells would have the same frequency. Another patient insisted that his cancer had been properly treated at home with baking soda he gave me a website like phkillscancer.

The patient also had with them a surgery report in which it appears their baking soda consumption resulted in buildup of abnormal calcium in the wall of the stomach, which had to be removed. LatrodectusGeometric Report. It sickens me that there are people out there willing to risk another person's life for money. Oh, wait, Single Salt Lake City 39 and bored insurance companies do that, too. Was working at a clinic. I was speaking with a non-controlled diabetic patient Ciyt her sugar Lakee and she said she drinks a 32 oz soda everyday.

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Sorry but that isn't how it works. Friskypharmer Report.

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The guy was just rubbing his penis against her leg and ejaculating on her thigh. What's the problem? Do you have any sores or anything? A 32 year old grown man asked me if the hot spells he was experiencing at night meant he was going through menopause.

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Dr Sa,t Gillinov Report. I once had the daughter Slat one of my patients march up to the nursing station, slam the vitals chart down on the desk and yell at me "How dare you say my mother stinks" I'm utterly puzzled by this as no-one had said anything of the sort and ask the daughter to explain what she meant, she Male Milwaukee Wisconsin amateurs swingers seeking you the chart, points to the row of "BO's" recorded on it and shouts "Here you even had the nerve to write it down" I explained that "BO" meant Bowels Open not body odour before escaping to the staff room to laugh my head off.

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More teaching and resources were put into place. It's tragic when Single Salt Lake City 39 and bored cannot parent because their kid will get upset.

If you don't love your child enough to say no, why have children? They're killing their kid. Not a doctor but I was a Nurse's assistant and a kitchen staff member came vored and said "Help, I ate raw corn". Apparently the cook had convinced him that eating raw corn was poisonous or something. I had a good laugh about it. BallisticWinter Report. I'm a med student but I once saw a patient in the ER who came in because she lost her vibrator inside herself. It was still on.

She sat in the waiting room for over an hour with that thing in there. Pra Report. Probably the most pleasant emergency waiting room experience anyone has ever had. My mom's an ER nurse and she said once some crazy lady came in and complained hat she had the Be a dirty girl cough.

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I have never seen a doctor want to kill themselves more. GreenGlit Report. There was a nursing student I had once who laughed loudly and exclaimed 'How can you possibly get an STD in your mouth?

Borfd student here. Her logic was that the tumour was at the same corresponding spot in her lung to where she bumped her chest. She was convinced we were wrong about the cause. I had a Marine come in because he swallowed a rock. I am not a doctor, but I do work at a doctor's office. So a person came in with conjunctivitis. They Clty to amd questions on how it was transmitted.

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